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Where my food comes from? Not in a romantic \u201cfarm to the table\u201d way, but in a very IPCC way. Like tracking stock prices, tracking agro\u2011climate\u2011zone shifts from their interactive maps paid off. Maybe there is no more stable grain production, but every evening my wine is still shining in my glass.<\/p>\n
News is more tolerable with a bit of help from red wine. Today\u2019s headlines are really striking. Fossil fuels finally disappeared, not because we heroically phase them out after a sudden moral awakening, but because we literally burned it all. Earlier reserve calculations underestimated depletion rates, and the last remaining barrel now sits in a museum, even after an attempted theft by an old car manufacturer hoping to test drive an unreleased model.<\/p>\n
During the last severe heat curfew, a group of illegally contracted outdoor workers ended up in emergency cooling centres. Medical teams stabilised them with proper hydration and brought them back into a safe thermal comfort zone, which they had never experienced while working long hours without water access. The incident triggered an investigation, and authorities eventually detained the contractor responsible for violating heat\u2011curfew regulations. According to local reports, the workers have now been transferred to registered employers who must follow heat\u2011safety standards, including mandatory rest breaks, shade access, and continuous hydration. For many of them, it is the first time their labour conditions align with basic occupational safety guidelines.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, COP46 leaders remained untouched in their cooled meeting rooms, still trying to negotiate on naming a new threshold, a number, safely out of reach of their own time on Earth.<\/p>\n
Breaking News!<\/strong><\/p>\n Thanks to La Ni\u00f1a who crashed the summit, leaving many government delegations unreachable. All leaders seem lost.<\/p>\n Maybe now Earth is ready for a new start as one planet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Where my food comes from? Not in a romantic \u201cfarm to the table\u201d way, but in a very IPCC way. Like tracking stock prices, tracking agro\u2011climate\u2011zone shifts from their interactive maps paid off. Maybe there is no more stable grain production, but every evening my wine is still shining in my glass. News is moreContinue reading “Still Worth Listening the News”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":209,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[260],"tags":[279],"class_list":["post-4634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-desired-climate-futures-2026","tag-desiredclimatefutures2026"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/209"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4637,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4634\/revisions\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncertain2degrees.blogs.uni-hamburg.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}